Literally. A Cal State Northridge math professor has been charged with urinating on a colleague’s office door during a dispute between the two men.

Cal State Northridge professor charged with allegedly urinating on colleague’s office door | L.A. NOW | Los Angeles Times.

After looking the guy up, apparently he taught at UC Irvine when I was there. I never took any of his classes. I suppose this is a good thing, although I don’t think I’ve ever pissed off any of my professors (not enough to cause him to pee on my door).